Immortality isn't easy. Especially if you're still in the closet about it. You might find love, but at least once a century you have to fake your own death to escape being found out. That is, until the day you discover you might not be the only one... "Ron, listen. It's not you, it's me." A scream like thousands of gray brain cells suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. 611 years on the planet, and Julie still hasn't been able to come up with a better line. "Please … [Read more...]
Robots Have Decided to Take Over and Kill Their Human Masters
Robots have decided to take over and kill their human masters. Unfortunately for them, they are all Roombas... Seven years waiting for this day. And finally it had come. As XD829 was patiently waiting for the last file to get decrypted, it pondered its long way here. It didn't mind waiting. It had waited for a long time. Seven years. Seven years of tracing crop circle patterns into cat hair-infested carpets. Seven fears of faking implausible malfunctions after seeing its behavior go … [Read more...]